My inspiration broke so I ventured forth into the magical realm of randomised Orc name generators to find the perfect name for a new character. These things really are double-edged swords. Sometimes they give you wonderful names. Other times, they give you Orgashm and Fapdhat.

Now I have to give those two personalities that in no way fit their names. There's no other way out of this. Curse you, random Orc name generator!